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Some of our friends, favorite sites, and a little bit of humor |
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| Balled Up |
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| Best of What's Around |
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| Blowjob Blog |
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| Coolios Weblog |
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| Fark |
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| Gorilla Mask |
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| 'Guilty' pleasure
without guilt: |
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| Holistic & Sexual Health |
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| John's Crawlspace |
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| Mad Max |
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| Odd Socks |
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| Russ Martin Info |
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| Sex Toys |
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| Steak and BJ Day |
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| xxxpresstoys |
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| Blowjob Humor |
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| A
guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments
are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. |
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room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this
asks to see the next room. |
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next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy
immediately asks to see the third room. |
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has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous
blonde. The guy jumps at the change and takes the room. The devil walks into
the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says
"okay, stop now, you've been relieved". |
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| One
bright sunny morning, a husband, turns to his lovely wife, and says,
"Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." |
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| The wife
grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" |
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| "Look! We're going
fishing and that's final." |
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| "Do
I have to go fishing with you...? I really don't want to go!" |
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| "Okay
then, I'll give you three choices... 1. You come fishing with me and the
dog... 2. You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3. or you take it up the ass!" |
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wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" |
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| "Look,
I've given you three options... You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to
the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, and when I come back I expect you
to have made up your mind!" |
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about it. |
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| Twenty
minutes later her husband comes back, "Well, what have you decided?
Fishing with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" |
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wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "Okay,
I'll give you a blow job!" |
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| "Great!"
He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business.
Suddenly she stops, looks up at her husband, and says, "Oh! It tastes
absolutely disgusting... It tastes all
shitty!" |
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| "Yep!"
says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either." |
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| Have
you heard about "The Pirate Blowjob"? This is when you're getting a
blowjob from your girlfriend / wife / lover and when you come you ejaculate
in her eye and then kick her in the shin. |
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result is the woman squinting through one eye and hopping up and down on one
foot, holding her leg and screaming, "Arrrgh!" |
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